Features and properties of this product are fully described on its retail page.
The Unbreakable® Telescopic Umbrella model U-303 is sold as a DIY kit to be assembled by buyers. This is to keep it affordable and, at the same time, to keep this Unbreakable® Telescopic Umbrella from the wrong kind of people, such as the sheltered kind, who are more likely to have their EDC items turned against themselves than put them to good use. We care who buys our products, because we don’t want our products associated with such kinds. So, those who can’t assemble the U-303 correctly should not buy it — for their own safety.
These are the parts and tools needed for the assembly of model U-303, which is simple with easy-to-follow video instructions. To see the assembly instructions, click here.
Each model U-303 DIY kit sold to wholesale buyers is packed as shown below.
U-303 DIY kit as sold to wholesale buyers
Wholesale Terms for Unbreakable® Umbrella model U-303 DIY kit
Minimum order quantity: Three (3) U-303 DIY kits.
Warranty and returns of wholesale orders of the Unbreakable® Umbrella model U-303 DIY kit.
Returns
Wholesale orders of the Unbreakable® Umbrella model U-303 DIY kit are non-returnable.
Warranty
Our warranty for wholesale orders of the Unbreakable® Umbrella model U-303 DIY kit covers only the quality of parts and tools comprising the U-303 DIY kit. The warranty is limited to replacement of the U-303 DIY kit’s defective parts supplied by us if the defects are reported within 48 hours after their delivery. The defects are to be documented with photos transferred to us, using a file transferring service, for example, https://wetransfer.com.
Wholesalers are responsible for all warranty claims from wholesalers’ customers. Our (Never-Thought-of-It LLC) warranty for wholesale orders does not cover any problems a wholesaler’s customers may have with the U-303 DIY kit.
Use and Care Instructions
Not following these instructions exactly voids the Unbreakable® Telescopic Umbrella Model’s U-303 warranty. It is your responsibility, as a wholesale buyer, to direct your customers to learn and strictly follow these instructions. Malfunctions and defects of the Unbreakable® Telescopic Umbrella Model U-303, caused by deviating from our instructions, are your responsibility, not ours.
Once again, not following our instructions exactly voids the Unbreakable® Telescopic Umbrella Model’s U-303 warranty.
Unbreakable® Telescopic Umbrella Model U-303 — How to Use It. Pay special attention to a procedure shown from minute 2 and 15 seconds (2:15) to minute 4 and 5 seconds (4:05).
Unbreakable® Telescopic Umbrella Model U-303 — How to Assemble It.
The end tube of the Unbreakable® Telescopic Umbrella Model’s U-303 telescopic shaft is made of high-strength construction steel, not stainless steel, and so are parts inside that tube. Should water get inside the shaft, the shaft should be removed from the canopy, and the retaining spring’s assembly should be unscrewed from the shaft to remove water from the shaft, dry its inside, and then oil it. Oiling is to be done by putting a drop of machine oil inside the end tube and then moving the friction-release mechanism back and forth by the umbrella’s handle.
Whenever your umbrella gets wet, leave it open to dry. Allow your umbrella’s canopy to dry fully before folding. Otherwise, mold will grow on the umbrella’s fabric. As mold grows, it creates enzymes, which digest the fabric’s fibers on which it is growing, causing permanent fabric damage and weakening, with a result like this case described.
The Unbreakable® Telescopic Umbrella is for defending against….
IMPORTANT!
Our Unbreakable® Telescopic Umbrella is for defending against elements (in every meaning of the word) and not for clowning. It is covered in a high-quality waterproof fabric, not in abrasion-proof or slash-proof fabric, because it has to look, weigh, and work like a normal umbrella, so do not expect this fabric to be undamaged if you strike objects with the Unbreakable® Telescopic Umbrella.





















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