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All merchandise on is sold by and ships from Never-Thought-of-It LLC. We ship our merchandise in packages stamped or imprinted with name and address of Never-Thought-of-It Enterprises. Our invoice inside the package is issued by Never-Thought-of-It LLC.

We will process your order at the latest within 48 hours of receiving it. We take Visa, MasterCard, Discover, and American Express. You can also pay by check or money order in U.S. dollars, drawn on a U.S. bank. For foreign currency exchange rates see OANDA, The Currency Site.

Online Orders

To order electronically select one of our Unbreakable® Umbrellas and fill out the online order form.

Mail Orders

To order by mail please PRINT your name, address, and your phone number. Be sure to write which product you want and include credit card information, or check or money order in U.S. dollars, drawn on a U. S. bank. Mail to:

Never-Thought-of-It LLC
P.O. Box 335
Island Pond, VT 05846


Your purchase of the Unbreakable® Umbrella is covered by its Limited Warranty. We will refund the price of the Unbreakable® Umbrella only for causes listed in its Limited Warranty. Please see our Return Policy.

Shipping and Handling

Shipping Costs for orders shipped to U.S.A. addresses

Shipping by Priority Mail for umbrella orders going to U.S.A. addresses is FREE. Yes, for umbrella orders shipped by USPS Domestic Priority Mail there is no shipping charge! Priority (Air) Mail from VT to anywhere in U.S.A. usually takes up to 4 business days.

For urgent orders we offer Express Mail shipping, which costs $45.00 for the first umbrella to an U.S.A. address, plus $20.00 for each additional umbrella.

Shipping Costs for foreign orders from all other countries (including Canada)

To foreign countries we ship our umbrellas by Express Mail only. Shipping for the first umbrella to an address outside of U.S.A. costs $45.00, plus $20.00 for each additional umbrella ordered. Express Mail from U.S.A. to other countries takes up to 7 days. Please note that upon delivery you are responsible for any duties or taxes charged by your government.

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Quantity Discounts

We offer volume discounts to retailers, martial arts schools, clubs, sports teams, and other organizations. Please send an e-mail to customerserviceATnever-thought-of-itDOTcom for details.

Customer Service

If you have any questions regarding your order please send an e-mail to customerserviceATnever-thought-of-itDOTcom, or use our online contact form.


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